Suggestive packaging

I love the internet. I love shopping on the internet. I really love Christmas shopping on the internet. But this year I experienced something entirely new when the packages actually arrived. Don’t they know it’s Christmas? Don’t they know that at this time of year most of what is being ordered is meant as a gift? I had one gift arrive in a box with big black letters printed on it stating what was inside. Another gift showed up in a box with a picture of the gift on the outside. The best was the one that arrived wrapped in a clear plastic envelope so all the world would know what was inside! Spoilers!!